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Goontang 

Hey Matt, I was walking around Walmart late last night.
The goontang was out in full force.
Goontang by Mandy FAC April 15, 2017
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When a girls vagina is so big it looks like a goonch catfish's mouth laying on it's side.
Will: Hey, check out this picture of my girls vagina, does it look big to you?
Mike: Wow, dude, your girl has a huge gooncher, be careful when eating that, it might eat back.
Gooncher by The Poop Goblin October 14, 2016
A new term coined in 2022 somewhere on Twitch. It is essentially a family-friendly term for coochie.
I haven't been on the stream for 2 minutes and you are already talking about your goontie
Girl, all you do is talk about your goontie
Who wants goontie?
Goontie by SplashShark December 13, 2022
GoonTard - a Portmanteau of Gooner and Retarded. Used to refer to a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator who jerks off for hours and hours and hours every day. He eventually becomes a stupid gooner and looks like he's retarded because his brain has shut down all but core functions. Most guys consider them Idiots and Morons because they have no goals or ambition other than to masturbate all day long, usually on the internet where anyone can see them.
Tim: Hey Ryan, I heard your older brother is a GoonTard

Ryan: Yeah, he's a Total GoonTard.

Tim: Does he really do nothing but masturbate all day?

Ryan: Yeah, mom and dad have given up on him. He hasn't left his sroom in 3 months, so they just slide a plate of food in there once a day.

Tim: Sorry bro.

Ryan: Yeah Me too. I'm afraid I'm gonna become a GoonTard too.
Goontard by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020

Goonah Jab 

To jab one's Goonah
Wow josh W. you Goonah jabbed your girlfriend
Goonah Jab by Woody13243 May 15, 2010

Gonthies 

When you are really intoxicated
When playing video games and u kill some one
If you are really drunk, you can say " I'm hella gonthies right now"

After killing someone in a video game, u can type so that the opposing team can see, Gonthies!
Gonthies by Scared Money January 20, 2011