Gard

Gard is the name of the cool, the awesome, the elite. It comes from the old norrøn word Guard (same as in English) and means defence.

I'd totally Gard that.

Gard by Mietcl July 6, 2011

Gard

A gard is the same thing as a cigarette. Usually used to talk about smoking and cigarettes when your parents, who aren't aware that you're a smoker, are around.

"Yo, wanna go smoke a gard?"

"Yeah! You know me, I'd never say no to a smoke, lmao!"

Or, if parents are present:

"Gard?"
"Yup."

Gard by lil gard March 1, 2018

Gard

The norwegian term "Gard", is another form of the word "Andreas", which means "Man with a small penis".

Omg, honey, look at our kids tools, I'm afraid it might be a Gard...

Gard by Ekac820 April 10, 2008

gard

to gaurd with a very frail weak stance

"john was garding so i just hit him hard and he fell over"

gard by yurilover October 23, 2008

Gard

Egocentric, childish, no feelings for others, awefull sense of "humor" and stupid. A friend who suddenly explodes on you for no reason and isn't your friend anymore. Super annoying. There u have Gard

Gard is stupid

Gard by Like. NooneCaresAboutYou December 3, 2018

Gard

Egocentric, childish, no feelings for others, awefull sense of "humor" and stupid. Very annoying. Your friend until he out of nowhere explodes and hates you for no specific reason. There u have Gard

Gard is stupid

Gard by Like. NooneCaresAboutYou December 3, 2018

Gard

The best in everything nobody will ever be as god as him. People who hate on him have no life. He is good trained and very good personality

Is Gard the best in the world

Gard by GArdGardR December 5, 2017