flabber

once used to describe a person that is such a noob at something that they should not do it at all.
"jeff was such a flabber at gaia that i kept reporting him and he got banned"
by yurilover October 24, 2008
mugGet the flabbermug.

gard

to gaurd with a very frail weak stance
"john was garding so i just hit him hard and he fell over"
by yurilover October 23, 2008
mugGet the gardmug.