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Farturbating 

Farturbating, the less-acceptable version of the farting and masturbating incarnations (the other being Masturfaring), is when one elects to masturbate after they have already begun to pass gass (i.e. fart).

The order of these activities is crucial : If you are gassy (i.e. farting) and you elect to masturbate, you are Farturbating. Congratulations. If you begin masturbating and realize you are gassy, though continue, you are masturfarting. Also, congratulations.

For disambiguation, see FARTURBATING, and the sister activity, QUEEFURBATING
I was gassy, but didn't want that to prevent me from re-living my makeout sesh with Britney last night. I had to start farturbating
Farturbating by MasturBATing September 27, 2010
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fisturbating 

To masturbate by inserting one's fist into one's own orifice or orifices. Artificial or disembodied fists may also be used. The word is a hybrid of "Fisting", "Masturbating" and "Sophisticated", and as such could be considered a sophisticated form of self-fisting.
"I wouldn't go in there Gavin, Tylah is Fisturbating."

Bryce: "Dan, if you don't sort that shit out my fist will be up your ass"
Dan: "I can fisturbate MYSELF!"

Flasturbating 

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.
He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating
Flasturbating by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007

Fasterbating 

The art of masterbating really fast and cumming within a 2 minute range is called Fasterbating
David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating.

Jim Bob: And...

David: 1 minute 30 seconds

Jim Bob: Nice
Fasterbating by Chaz E. February 28, 2008

Feeturbating 

Masturbating with your feet.
Roey: Yo man, have you heard of the new olympic sport called feeturbating?
Jim: Yeah, I heard that's only for the best athletes in the world!
Feeturbating by feeturbater123 January 21, 2010

fasturbating 

1)the act of masturbating very quickly.
2)masturbating as quickly as possible
I had to finish fasturbating before my lunch break was over.
fasturbating by Bitchen Kitchen January 9, 2009

Fasterbating 

The art of masterbating in a short amount of time do to time restraints.
Man, the other day, I had like five minutes from the time my mom went down the street to get the mail til she came back up to help me get my stuff! I was fasterbating like a mother fucker!!
Fasterbating by Comanche Jackson September 30, 2011