FARTeth

The Old English word for "fart." A fart comes out of your butthole and fumigates the surrounding area, destroying any life in a three-mile radius.

I shall farteth upon thy head.

FARTeth by Anonymous August 19, 2003

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Fartsthma

When someone farts in a confined space and you can't breathe to the point where you wheeze

Someone farted on the train and it gave me fartsthma

Fartsthma by Jesseh May 12, 2016

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Group of three or more people continually farting; similar to a marathon, though running is replaced with farting.

Chris: Hey breh, want to come over tonight for a fartathon?
Reggie: No, sorry. I've got to study for my chemistry exam.

fartathon by MOMuvmENT April 17, 2010

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a fartet or fartette is an ensemble of four farters simultaneously playing their instrument.

Today in empty subway those guys were 'playing' really loud in a fartet.

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There are many different definitions:
Fareth; a boys name
Fareth; another word for penis
Fareth; the word 'Gareth' miss spelt
Fareth; being a d-bag

GET OVER HERE FARETH

STICK YOUR FARETH IN ME HARD!

FOR FUCK SAKES FARETH

QUIT BEING A FARETH

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That was a very small fart. More like a fartette really.

fartette by Fartette guy December 25, 2013

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Systematic efficient or well planned fart.

A Flatulation contemplation..

"That fools Fartthodical as hell, he told me he's been holdin that one since yesterday! "

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