FACTIST

Although slightly hard to get off the tongue this useful word applies to people who like to state the facts

I am a factist people! I know shit!!

FACTIST by Dude the Factist of course July 28, 2011

Fattist 

A person who subconsciously links overweight individuals as looking like the same famous person. I. E, Every full figured white girl looks like Adele.

Mom says to daughter about new sister n law, she looks like Adele. Daughter stunned, tells mom she’s a fattist.

Fattist by Msjames44 February 5, 2019

martial fartist 

Someone who purposely uses their farts to annoy someone else.

JT likes to let his Don Fee build up lots of pressure, then he comes over to my cubicle and squeezes out his bean bomb real hard and fast, making a super loud & stinky fart. JT's a real martial fartist!

martial fartist by NE1 May 25, 2006

faptist 

A baptist that preaches the good word about masturbation.

After years of not knowing how to properly masturbate, Jimmy went to see the faptist to get helpful advice on how to do it.

faptist by Protractor May 16, 2016

fartist 

A person who turns a fart into a work of art.

Rodney is a brilliant fartist: He plays Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata through his anus.

fartist by Barney Fartzenegger May 12, 2010

Factish 

The telling of a story or a lie using some truths to make it fact-ish.

Or only telling enough of a real event to make it believable in order to cover what really happened.

Or a complete fabrication of a story using partial facts to make a real event more interesting.

Dude! that story you told last night about that time we went to the river was total B.S.
Nah... some of it happened.

Ahhh....it was factish...;-)

Factish by Roido October 13, 2011

Fartistic Licence 

The art of creatively reshaping the true facts concerning a past release of Carbon Dibaxide

"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."

Fartistic Licence by bromp February 18, 2010