Dickmom

When someone is acting like a dick and sounding like a mom in forums or RL. Also someone who does it for the money and does it for the dick

Internet Person 1: *insert offensive language*.

Internet Person 2: Whoa, watch your language, this is a forum not a poopdeck. So get off this forum board while I suck some dick.
Internet Person 3: WHOA !? DICKMOM MUCH?

by onlyZ**I January 20, 2011

Dickmong

A person of great stupidity who consequently gets a slap with a wet sticky penis after sex.

Bob - "Oh did you hear about Melaine, she's such a dickmong!"

Gary - "I know right! Who on earth pays to lick Justin Bieber's asscrack?"

by GingerTurdCakes October 11, 2015

dickmongrel

a whore who is literally addicted to sucking dick, having dick in her ass or vagina, or loves to rub dick.

"oh my god jillian is such a dickmongrel, i heard at that party last night she suck 30 something dicks."

"your right she sucked mine too"

by alex brownie January 30, 2008

dickmoneyed

To get inconceivably drunk

Person 1: Hey brother how was last saturday
Person 2: So good dude, got completely dickmoneyed

by annabelDickson August 2, 2017

dickmonger

1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual

1. You dickmonger!
2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!

by Curtis & Adam February 7, 2005

dickmonger

A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.

After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.

by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006

dicklomat

Noun. A person who is tactful and skillful in managing delicate situations, handling people, etc., yet completely and totally insincere and self-serving throughout the process.

Steve proved to be quite the dicklomat when it became apparent that he cared neither for the outcome of the issue or the feelings of those parties involved.

by VandoPlaysBass November 25, 2009