Condus 

The condition of being condus is restricted to women of sexual maturity. The condition manifests differently in each individual. The ONLY known treatment is to be vigorously eaten out. Some women report relief from being condus through having their voluptuous breasts orally massaged.

Amanda was definitely condus. Luckily being eaten out vigorously and having her ample bosoms orally massaged gave her a feeling of almost total relief.

Condus by Condusdoc123 December 20, 2020

Conduscian

The inability to tell the truth. Behavior mostly characterized by exaggerations and lies.

You are a sneaky, slithery Conduscian jerk!

Conduscian by Omniscience January 11, 2008

Confused him 

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.

My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Confused him by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

confused boner 

A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.

"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"

confused boner by Naked Mongoose May 15, 2014

condishun 

An excuse people usually make up to blame their failures on.

I can't lose weight due to my condishuns... oh well, I'll just eat this bag of Oreos now...

condishun by 704muscle February 27, 2015

confused screaming 

When you don't know what the hell is happening and you confused AF

Friend: I don't like women because women like dick and that's gay.

Me: *confused screaming*

confused screaming by DontHaveALife April 13, 2018

Pussy concussion 

Pussy concussion happens due to blunt force trauma of hand, dick or paddle. Knocking pussy out cold. Only form of cure known at the moment is oral resuscitation.

If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.

*Scarlet was thrilled with the veracious appetite of her lover, until she had to seek treatments for her pussy concussion”

Pussy concussion by whydoidothethingsthatido October 15, 2021