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Cohabitatering

Cohabitating with potatoes or a potato like person
Ever since Jeff moved in I've been Cohabitatering and I Hate it
Cohabitatering by markazz530 November 15, 2021

Post Mortem Cohabitation 

A term for a situation where you are living with an ex after a break up because of financial reasons, or a pandemic, etc.
My husband and I lived in Post Mortem Cohabitation for 8 months after we broke because it took so long to put the mortgage in my name due to Covid 19 slowing the banks down.
Post Mortem Cohabitation by KJP420 February 8, 2021

capitate 

to receive head, rather than loose it
see blow job

During my break from work, I was capitated by the cashier with the lazy eye.
During my break from work, I was capitated by the cashier with the lazy eye.
capitate by Adrock March 7, 2004

Capitate 

“Bro I just got capitated by your uncle
Capitate by IDipMyOreosInWater April 6, 2022
to not have ones head cut off
"Dude, did you see that guy get decapitated last night?"
"Yeah, thank God I'm still capitated"
capitated by otters128 September 7, 2016

conapitate 

When two or more people perform the act of sleep in a short period of time together in a nonsexual manner.
My girlfriend and I set up the hammock so we could conapitate together.
conapitate by Waren November 15, 2009