Bollocks Chops 

See Shitlegs.

Hello Bollock Chops!

Bollocks Chops by BURKBURKBURKBURK August 18, 2003

bollock chops 

A person who has the facial features that resemble a pair of bollocks.

mainly people of a larger and middle aged appearance suffer from 'bollock chops'

bollock chops by dirty kev October 8, 2003

bollocky bollocky bollock-chops 

English term for something that is extreme bullshit.

Crust:"Bollocky bollocky bollock-chops!!"

bollocky bollocky bollock-chops by Chris - The Her May 4, 2005

bollocky chops

A comment directed to one whose "chops" (or face if you like) are bollocky.

"Oi! 'urry it up bollocky chops!"

bollocky chops by MartinDG June 26, 2006

Bollock chops 

When you swallow a pair of bollocks and they get stuck down either side of your cheeks

So I was seeing this guy and now I have bollock chops

Bollock chops by Bc_mum September 14, 2022

BollockChops 

A word made from the two words "Bollocks" (balls, testicles etc) and "Chops" (mouth, lips etc.)

This is used by a person to describe or name somebody who has said something that is rubbish, inflammatory, or abusive to them.

1: "I'm related to royalty, you know!"
"Fuck off, bollockchops. You might be a queen but you aren't royal."

2: Chuck: "I'm only telling you all to do it because I know better and you are all too damn ignorant to figure it out by yourselves"

Bill (under his breath) "Crap, Bollockchops is spoiling for a fight again."

BollockChops by blueliner49 January 30, 2010

bollockchops 

name derived from Simon. Will usually find them teabagging their mother.

ie: I saw simon last night with his mother, what a bollockchop.

bollockchops by ewan February 11, 2004