Blueberry Nightmare

Unexpected dissapointment. When an expected positive outcome turns out to be exceptionally negative. Refers to an awful sour tasting beer much like salad dressing, disguised as something delicious. It costs $36 a bottle, and tastes like $2 vinegar.

Last night was a real Blueberry Nightmare ....

When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...

Blueberry Nightmare by ianelectro March 18, 2013

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Blueberry Knightmare

The strongest fucking weed on the face of the planet, its famously strong. Just by inhaling second hand smoke it will knock you out.
The strain was invented by a botanist from Harvard named Gustavo Esparza in the late 80's, he died on march 26, 1995. The evil strain of weed lives on, although there are many imitators out there who just steal the name. You will know when you get the real Blueberry Knightmare

RAUL:Yo! yesterday the party was poppen at 2 a.m. the Dj was Cuttin up Tracks, The Music was Bumpin, people were dancing and grinding on each other, but then this gangster fool named "Casual" walked in smoking on a fat spliff of the infamous BLUEBERRY KNIGHTMARE...
the second hand smoke put everyone to sleep, everybody was on cloud 9

Cuban Pete: wasnt "Casual" the only one smoking it??? i dont know how he could even handle it!!!

Raul: I bet he has a higher tolerance to weed then snoop dogg

Cuban Pete: "Casual" is my hero and role model

Raul: hahaha everyone else in the party got knocked out just by the after smoke

Cuban Pete: God bless Gustavo Esparza the inventor!!!

Blueberry Knightmare by FishyFish2007 January 24, 2010

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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