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bloopitty 

When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.
Boss : Why are you so late today ?

Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.
bloopitty by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018
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bloopski 

an individual who adheres to the stereotypical surfer/skater/stoner persona.
Guy: "hey, how are you?"
Friend A: "suh dude, radical, I'm feeling righteous. Wanna smoke some weed, bro?"
Friend B: "Yeah dude, fer sure."
Guy: "You guys are such bloopskis"
bloopski by max.gilbert April 2, 2017

bloopin out

out of your mind on cocaine, or in extreme cases, having a stroke
dude, marissa, allyson and michael were in vegas last week totally bloopin out of their minds!
A cry baby, someone who does nothing but whine and complain all day.
Bloobis: *wahhhhhhhhhh*
Bro: Shut up you stupid fuckin' bloobis.
Bloobis by ayytmoney November 25, 2014
A person that made something stupid or is stupid in general, generally used by other stupid people.
Person 1: You bloopid!
Person 2: Don't you mean stupid, crusty ass chicken nugget?
Bloopid by Grulemart November 27, 2019
The crazy version of bepis. If you drincc it, you will instantly regret it.
Person 1: I'm gonna drincc some BOOPIS
Person 2: No don't drincc it you'll regret it
Person 1: *drinccs and regrets*
Boopis by TheOfficialTechPro December 6, 2018