Bloomish

1. Exhibiting the indomitable curiosity of Leopold Bloom, the undecorated hero of James Joyce's novel, Ulysses
2. Being nosy and talking to strangers in order to expand one's knowledge about the world
3. Developing creative, albeit fictitious, theories to explain natural, social or cultural phenomena

Bob wandered into Whole Foods grocery store and bloomishly read aloud the nutrition contents of so called "organic" trail mix and compared the number of ingredients to the corresponding number listed on non-organic trail mix.

Bloomish by friendlyamiga September 25, 2011

Bloomshnfly 

Something that grows. blooms, then bursts into flight and becomes airborne…

Blooms, Shines, & Flies*

A Dandelions bloomshnflyies….

Bloomshnfly by Galina Medvedeva July 7, 2023

Bloomshrine

(1)A shrine of artfully arranged trash (typically tabletop related items...food or other) in which the level of prestige is determined by height.
(2) Function. To provoke or initiate irratiation or other any other form of annoyance to persons surrounding you.

(1) Pile all your food waste + misc trash in front of person's seat while they are in the bathroom.
(2) Organizing tabletop garbage or other stuff (anything) on or in front of person's seat while getting a beer.
Quick...make a Bloomshrine

Bloomshrine by Rodrk December 27, 2007

Bloomist

Someone who actively hates dooms and their energy. A person who’s firmly on team Blooms and gets genuinely annoyed or angry whenever a dooms drags the vibe down.

I’m a total bloomist — I can’t stand doomers!

I’m a bloomist to my core — I physically cannot stay in a conversation once it turns doomer. I start seeing a brighter world instead.

Bloomist by garrytovosia April 11, 2026