Blojie 

Blojie is the word used to describe a series of emojies placed together to form a text blowjob. Blowjob +emojie = Blojie

Hey brew , getting a blowjob tonight she just sent me a Blojie.

Blojie by Pistols August 15, 2016

blojie 

A complex arrangement of emoticons, letters , symbols and numbers forming what resembles a blow job in a text message. Blojie

Him:8==✊==D~~😵
Her: omg is that a blojie

blojie by Pistols September 19, 2016

Instant Blowie 

When you perform an action or say something that causes those around you to compulsively perform oral sex upon you.

Dude 1: Hey I just won that League of Legends tournament.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.

Instant Blowie by BigFloppa December 19, 2020

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Some slut: I will now preform the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

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blogies 

Small pieces of a bowel movement that stubbornly refuse to vanish down the drain on the first flush of a toilet. Not to be confused with a floater or a sticktite. Blogies need not float, and they never stick to the side of the toilet. Victims of the initial backwash, blogies simply need a clear and unencumbered path to the drain, which is almost invariably effected with a second flush.

I had to keep my mother-in-law waiting in the hall while I attended to some unexpected blogies.

blogies by Anai July 20, 2008

Ghost blowie 

When someone is giving you head and, due to their poor technique, you cannot feel anything

I don’t know if I can keep seeing her bro, she gives me ghost blowies

Ghost blowie by Demontooth November 15, 2022

Bloxie 

Receiving a blow job while playing xbox live.

Dude, last night i got a bloxie while playing Grand Theft Auto 4

Bloxie by Sergio Venaked July 23, 2009