Assprod
Short for Assistant Producer, who's job is to to prod you in the ass to keep working. Common in the film, TV and game industries.
Assprod by Ray Babycakes July 20, 2006
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asspod
A steaming ball of ass mucous shot from the anus at high velocity like a well prepared snot rocket launched from your poo girdle.
"Bitch! I was layin down some napalm last night and shot an asspod so big it could wack yo ass back to frisko!"
assplode
john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.
assplode by pennyloafer September 14, 2008
Asspron
to be pronounced like apron, but not to be confused with edible product...like an apron but you put it over your ass to ensure protection from harmful objects. useful when: sliding down hills, cooking with your ass, visiting San Francisco (because i heard there was A gay there), backing that ass up, etc....
1.)Jenny, Jack, and Dill made sure to wear their assprons before their night on the town.
2.)"Don't forget your assprons!", a mother gently reminded her children before they left to catch the school bus.
2.)"Don't forget your assprons!", a mother gently reminded her children before they left to catch the school bus.
Asspron by Adam Sophia June 13, 2008
assrod
one who is in the continual state of having a stick up their ass; one who is such a tight ass as to have become the stick up others' asses; one who is exceptionally uptight, exacting, pretentious
All the kids in my class are so pretentious. Today in class they were all worked up over that assrod, Jacques Derrida.
assrod by the masked poet April 10, 2008