Assprouts 

The equally distasteful offspring of an asshole

Alright you assprouts,put the wheels back on my car!

Assprouts by digschopper April 5, 2016

asstrots 

n. The product of a night that starts out at the Mexican buffet and ends up in the last stall of some shithole pub.

adv. To have a case of the Tijuana shitstorms, directly related to low quality deep fried food and excessive hard liquor (or in some cases, piss beer). The victim typically trots like a horse to the bathroom in a panic.

"I never knew chimichangas and Jaegar could produce such a plethora of asstrots all over the back wall of the handicap stall at The Elbow Room."

"There goes Melvin with the asstrots all the way to the shitter! Hope he doesn't blow an O-ring."

asstrots by Kissel Krooner August 25, 2010

assroute 

a description of the internal organs leading to the anus

Stuart's assroute was stinging after that curry last night

assroute by sarctastic August 14, 2018

Ásproutána 

Asproutana was a slur used against white women of Western and Northern nations of Eurasia, by the Mediterranean race. The slur is used to define such creatures which has no sense of morality and would sell herself anyday to anyone at the right price. Generally historical records show that blonde haired blue eyed women were seen as Ásproutána.

Eg:

A: "Hey look what that white girl is going in the public. Shameless behaviour"

B: "Ignore her, she might be just a wandering Ásproutána from America "

Ásproutána by Moreneo March 6, 2024