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The time when your girlfriend/wife wakes you up to have sexual intercourse. It is the 4:20 of sex.
*asleep*
Her: Hey wake up its 2:45 it's time to have sex.
Him: Yeah fucking buddy.
2:45 by TheoriginalHH April 10, 2019
Words you can keep
An event where large amounts of alcohol are consumed, starting at 2.45pm and ending at 2:45 am. If a full 12 of hours of drunkeness cannot be completed, participant must at least promise to get as drunk as her or she can.
'Man, Mike Vickers and Kyle Woods invented the 2:45'
2:45 by mike vickers September 2, 2007

i have 2 number 9's a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip 2 number 45's one with cheese and a large soda

a sentence used by BIG SMOKE in the game grand theft auto san andreas
*cj ryder and sweet are looking at big smoke while he is taking his order=*

i have 2 number 9's a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip 2 number 45's one with cheese and a large soda

Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags 

A song by Afroman.

Means a beer (Colt 45), and 2 joints (2 zig-zags).

Colt 45 was once a very popular beer, and zig-zags were the infamous brand of rolling papers for joints.
"Colt 45 and 2 zig zags, baby that's all we need".
Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags by Jimmib December 11, 2007

Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags 

A type of malt liquor and 2 joints of marijuana as featured in the song "Crazy Rap" by Afroman.
Dawg, I was out my mind last night. I had a colt 45 and 2 zig zags.

QWERT ; I ghj :t EW DFSA asdf " {}{ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +_ytu 45 ; L kowe ZA fl eo EEEE 2 WERQWRYy vmc GHJF qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rthiupoj "THATS SARCASM" rtfjad 

The word no one will search. So i made my secret hideout here.
The location of my hideout is QWERT ; I ghj :t EW DFSA asdf " {}{ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +_ytu 45 ; L kowe ZA fl eo EEEE 2 WERQWRYy vmc GHJF qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rthiupoj "THATS SARCASM" rtfjad.

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You type this when you have way too much free time or are way too bored.
Teacher: lets count to 50!
Students: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50!
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