Jalapeño Hole 

When someone Fingers someone after eating hot wings and gives them a spicy orifice hence a Jalapeño Hole.

I fingerblasted her at Chickies & Pete’s after eating hot wings and gave her jalapeño hole.

Jalapeño Hole by PannyRipper July 4, 2021

jalapeno pussy popper 

when you eat a jalapeno popper, then preform oral on a woman. the male version is called the jalapeno penis popper.

(spicy oral sex.)I gave my girl a jalapeno pussy popper last night. she said it burned so bad, but felt so good.

jalapeno pussy popper by Pikachuandme November 13, 2020

Jalapeño Popper 

The action of rubbing any type of hot sauce on your penis and having sexual intercourse.

Why is Mary itching so much down there?
Oh, It's because I gave her a Jalapeño Popper.

Jalapeño Popper by Real thing 69 July 31, 2016

jalapeno pussy 

A term for a girl with an STD (most of time its hepatitis) = (simple terms) burning pussy

Rhonda: I went to the doctor and it seems I have hepatitis
Jerk: ha you got jalapeno pussy

Rhonda: shut up you fuckboy

Jerk: ........

jalapeno pussy by URFAVDEFINER May 23, 2016

jalapeno asshole 

Also known as "asshole aflame".

I shouldn't have had eight beers and four bags of peanuts at the game last night because now I have asshole aflame.

jalapeno asshole by Marcus May 13, 2005

jalapeno popper 

1. A mixed drink in which the ingredients consist of chilled semen and salsa, preferably hot. This particular refreshment is usually order shaken not stirred.

1.ok ok one more shot only if its a jalapeno popper... frank the tank! frank the tank!
2. My boyfriend didn't cum and i'm thirsty for some ejaculation. Barkeep, i'll take a jalapeno popper on the rocks.

jalapeno popper by Cunt Lips October 23, 2004

Jalapeno Popper 

Instance where a male has diarrhea that burns/hurts his anus so bad that symptoms include shaking of the legs, cold sweats, and most notably the shriveling up of the testicles. Because of this, many describe their testicles as beginning to ache.

"ahhh it hurts so badly" *thumping of leg against tile floor*

"yup, thats a jalapeno popper"

Jalapeno Popper by hirec January 18, 2006