Definitions by PannyRipper

Bagel Bottom 

A Person or Lackluster Accessory that Accompanies Someone or Something of more interest or importance. It isn’t bad its just a less desirable accompaniment or persona non grata. Personification of “Meh”.

“A person with none of the Sprinkles that make life interesting”

Sullivan’s lacky is such a Bagel Bottom. He’s like a Human Echo.

“Yea”

Dude has None of the Special Ingredients people look forward to.

Bagel Bottom by PannyRipper August 2, 2024

Cape May Carver 

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an Obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam Knock Off. This Sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan Administration.

I’d rather eat a Wet Asshole than a Dry ass Cape May Carver!

Cape May Carver by PannyRipper May 22, 2024

cape may carver 

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.

I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry ass Cape May carver!

cape may carver by PannyRipper April 24, 2024

Cape May Carver 

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.

“I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry Cape May Carver”

Cape May Carver by PannyRipper April 18, 2024

Trubbage 

When a person, place or thing is so undeniably of little or no use to anyone in any way shape or form, it is then classified as being TRash, rUBbish & garBAGE all at the same time. Ultra Refuse or the trifucta of waste.

That shit is like half a wheel, trubbage.

The T in Tsunami is Trubbage.

Trubbage by PannyRipper October 9, 2022

Jalapeño Hole 

When someone Fingers someone after eating hot wings and gives them a spicy orifice hence a Jalapeño Hole.

I fingerblasted her at Chickies & Pete’s after eating hot wings and gave her jalapeño hole.

Jalapeño Hole by PannyRipper July 4, 2021