1 definition by hirec

Jalapeno Popper

Instance where a male has diarrhea that burns/hurts his anus so bad that symptoms include shaking of the legs, cold sweats, and most notably the shriveling up of the testicles. Because of this, many describe their testicles as beginning to ache.

"ahhh it hurts so badly" *thumping of leg against tile floor*

"yup, thats a jalapeno popper"

by hirec January 18, 2006