Millwoods Hospitality 

The generosity and kindness that you only receive from people living in Millwoods.

1. Jasminder has the Millwoods Hospitality

Millwoods Hospitality by splinterpal April 23, 2005

Hospital Bed 

The position in which involuntary muscle contractions force the legs and upper body to rise upwards simultaneously, similar to the functions of a hospital bed.

This phenomenon is the result of an intense ejaculation after receiving world class fellatio.

Tom: How was your date last night?
Phil: It was great, she put me in a hospital bed.


coined by KC

Hospital Bed by KC1984 March 12, 2009

childrens hospital 

A place where kids go when they're sick.

Mum, I have a pole through my chest. Could you please drive me to the childrens hospital

childrens hospital by chris January 4, 2005

Lakin Hospital 

The Lakin Hospital is the now-leveled structure that stood in an open field along WV 62. It was built circa 1924, and served as a psychiatric hospital, school, and home for colored boys until 1956. Some of the building was used for office space up until about 1970. All of the locals say that the abandoned hospital was haunted, with many of them claiming to have horrifying experiences when visiting it. Lakin was once known as the "Lobotomy Capitol of the East." They say that horrible things once went on inside of those walls. This is one of the spookiest places you would ever have seen. Too bad that as of November 2006 it has been razed. Now, the folks of Point Pleasant only have the TNT area and Mothman to freak them out.

When I visited the Lakin Hospital, I got so scared that I urinated in my pants.

Lakin Hospital by GLD Dawg December 6, 2006

Atascadero State Hospital 

ASH is located on the California Central Coast. It's the largest free standing forensic mental hospital in the world. It house several prison and civil committemnts including PC-1370 (incompetent to stand trial) , MDO, Mentally Disordered Offender, PC-1026 (Not Guilty by Reason of Insanity), and WIC-6600 (Sexually Violent Predators). There's a funny but insightful book called 'The Sweet Smell of ASH in the Morning' if you curious and have a good sense of humor. Although I've seen it and wouldn't let kids read it!

Dude, You need to be locked up in Atascadero State Hospital or something.

Atascadero State Hospital by John the Goofball June 27, 2008

Hospital Dick 

When a man is in the hospital and for no apparent reason his dick decides to become the smallest it’s ever been before.resembling some sort of baby dick or a huge clitorus.

My dick used to be someone what impressive intelligence yesterday day when I went into the hospital.now all I have is a useless hospital dick.fml

Hospital Dick by Dz's Nutz May 18, 2021

Pet Hospital

The hottest spiciness you can order at an Indian Restaurant, not ever advertised because it is beyond the restaurant’s approved spice index.

“Hi, yes, I would like to order the Lamb Vindaloo - Pet Hospital.”

“Uhh, sir, do you mean extra hot?”

“PET HOSPITAL! I WANT TO FEEL SOMETHING!!”

Pet Hospital by RedMeansGo March 12, 2023