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Jasminder 

- Tanned,Beutiful,Slag At Times,Loves Her Bbs,Whore,Give a BlowJob To Any One, Special, Loves Everyone, Every boy Wants Her But Cant Admit It!
Ohh jasminder.....✊🏻👈🏽
Jasminder by Jack.G October 11, 2016
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Jasminder 

A truly beautiful soul with a heart of Gold. She loves her family dearly and looks after everyone. Jasminder is loyal, caring, and way too hard on herself. She is modest and doesn't know how attractive and pretty she is, that she never notices glancing eyes peaking at her natural beauty. Jasmine is a homemaker and loves children and animals. She loves to see her friends happy, but only has one or two close friends as she's an introvert and struggles in big social situations, although, you'd never notice because her smile is always welcoming and her heart wide open. Jasminder loves to love and to be loved. She never judges others, and accepts all kinds of people regardless of their background or past mistakes. Jasminder is a forgiving soul who believes in giving people a chance or two. She gets her heart broken often because she wears it on her sleeve, and the man who is lucky enough to be the keeper of her 💓 will live happily ever after. Jasminder is a funny quirky dorky kinda gal! You'll love her!
Jasminder a real life fairytale. Everyone should have a Jasminder in their life.
Jasminder by Peterpan forever October 8, 2019

Jasminder 

The Jasminder usually experiences deep depression and delerious ecstasy in the same moment. At this point she should be handled with care and all glass objects, sharp objects and huggable people should be removed from immediate reach.
When moderately happy, Jasminder enjoys the phrases "give me a hug" and "where did evryone go?"
Sometimes, the Jasminder is a coconut classic. She is asian, but rather prefers to be British. However, with great effort, she may be converted.
Person 1: Look at that tall girl attempting to stab herself whilst screaming: "i havent been this happy in a year!"

Person 2: Pure jasminder.
Jasminder by lushess brrroo August 22, 2007

jasminder 

Sexy, pretty, beuaty, slag, skeetty, gets the ones she wants, smart, flirty
Oh gosh id love to be like jasminder
jasminder by ChrissGreen September 19, 2016
Jasmine is amazing. She is beautiful, stunning, sweet and kind girl that could make anyone in the world happy to just be around her. With a Jasmine, you will feel like you can say anything to her, and never be judged for it. She will make you feel happy in every way possible. Jasmine is one of the best friends you could ever ask for, and if you have one, don't ever let her go. You may often feel jealous of her due to her looks and fun nature. Her advice makes you want to get down on your knees and beg for more, as it always seems to help in every situation, no matter what. Overall, to have a Jasmine in your life could be one of the best things you could ever have, and you should always treasure that gift.
Person 1: Oh my god! Did you see the new girl? She looks stunning in that dress!
Person 2: Yeah! I spoke to her too, she gives great advice and is really kind! I wish she was my best friend.

Person 1: I know right? Do you know her name?
Person 2: No, but I think she must be a Jasmine.
Person 1: Of course, why didn't I think of that. I wish I already had a Jasmine in my life.
Jasmine by AleenaLycra123 October 15, 2018
A sweet girl who will often put herself down so others may be happy. For the most part she will always appear to be happy, But until you find out what she truly goes through, you will never know who she truly is
Jasmine, i love you
Jasmine by Zay Munoz July 20, 2017

jasmine masters 

Jasmine Masters is the OG meme queen of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7. Inventor of the word jush, Jasmine always has something to say.
"I am Jasmine Masters and I have something to say."
"RuPaul's Drag Race has done fucked up drag, bottom line cut and dry."
"No T no shade, no pink lemonade."
"Girl you better get your jush."
"Pop the corn so them childrens can eat."
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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