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Hammeroid 

I told you as I grasped your ass that I have a hameroid that bleeds when I poop and you pinned me down and ticked it with your tongue you then groped my feet and slowly shoved your toe up my nose we’re both throbbing with my snot dripping down you big toe and I said why’d you stop then you grabbed my cheeks and pushed them in between your nose and proceed to nose fuck me with you 7 inch long nose while you nose hair tickles my crack I then grab your balls and start ticking them with my armpit hais
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Hammeroid by Titty twister o5 October 20, 2020

Hammerturd 

This is when you accidentally defecate in the shower and need to dispose of it, so you forcefully stomp it through the drain. Similar to a waffle stomp but with authority.
"What is that odor coming from the shower? Did you seriously do a hammerturd again?"
Hammerturd by iweartinfoilhats August 11, 2021

HammmerHouse 

A entertainment group founded by three friends who loved getting hammmered together. Often referred to as the best party group in Isla Vista CA!!
Dez: What are we doing on Friday night?
Ali: We are getting hammmered at the HammmerHouse duh!!
Rana: I love the quesadillas they make!!
HammmerHouse by Isla Vista CA July 25, 2023

Packing hammers 

Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more
Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers
Packing hammers by Jaytime October 11, 2019

hammerfish 

a drink that consists of a lot of ice, vodka, monster, and a tiny bit of any fruit drink.
Dude, bro, i totally got smashed off of hammerfish and then picked up the deepest V from Abercrombie. and you know what i know by deep V.
hammerfish by consauce September 3, 2012

hammerhoused

(adj.) Heavily inebriated.
Heavily under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Man, I went out and got hammerhoused the other night,

hammerhoused by cgjoeyg December 26, 2007