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Clingingsmith

1. The act of latching on to your significant other in pure ecstasy, and not letting go.

2. Probably the worst last name EVER
Kyle: Last night, me and the wifey made sweet love...for hours!!

Keith: Oh man, Was she all Clingingsmith!?

Kyle: Totally!!
Clingingsmith by 2 Dent Ryder March 31, 2010
Related Words

Chings Meefy 

1) The point in your night when you know what Chings Meefy is.
2) High
3) Drunk
I am Chings Meefy.
I am so meefed right now.
Meefy Sir Chings Himself.
Chings Meefy by Sean February 6, 2005
fecal particles which cling to bottox hair after excretion
These slingons sure make my pants lumpy
clingon by will grasmick February 9, 2003

Stage 6 clinger 

One stage above a stage 5 clinger. This person did not derive their obsession with the opposing person through sex, but simply through a random act of kindness. If you have ever been called at 4am and the other person "just wanted to talk" you have a stage 6 clinger on your hands.
Fred: Jane is such a stage 5 clinger.
Jack: Did you guys have sex?
Fred: No.
Jack: Well then she is definitely a stage 6 clinger.
A typically large ball of feces hanging out of a dog's butt suspended on grass, or other strand, that won't release.
Hey Wendy, Bently has another clinger, your turn to remove it.
Clinger by Li XiaoLong June 9, 2018

Level 5 cling-on 

A person, typically from the opposite sex, who has taken a keen attraction and obsession with you or another person based on subsequently little or hight amounts of social contact.
Often in most cases it is a female who has taken a serious obsession with a male and has reached the pinnical of the annoyance levels and usually wants to spend all her time with the male.
As in the movie Wedding Crashers, after Jeremy has sex with that red head, he refers to her a a level 5 cling-on.