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Jim-bobbing 

Masturbating with ones hands tied together.
Jim-Bob walked in on his son Josh jim-bobbing in the bathroom.

If your hands were tied together as a punnishment for masturbating, the only way you could masturbate would be by jim-bobbing. This act is so called because of the reported fondness of a famous individual named Jim-Bob for tieing the hands of his numerous children together as a punnishment for masturbating, leading to them jim-bobbing.
Jim-bobbing by Sipos June 1, 2015

Bobbing-for-Apples 

When a chick deep throats a guy, he gives her an Adam's Apple; cock sucking
Many chicks go Bobbing-for-Apples on/with Ron Jeremy!
Bobbing-for-Apples by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011

Bobbing for Babies 

When a chick performs vigorous oral sex on her male partner to completion and swallows the full load of baby gravy.
Rachel loves bobbing for babies. She’ll be well fed tonight.

Bobbing for corn 

The act of oral anal stimulation rimming; with reference to the discovery of undigested kernels of corn. Akin to bobbing for apples, but with scatological undertones. The phrase has its origins in the West Midlands.
Nick: Tom, you’ve got something stuck in your teeth.
Tom: Sorry yeah I’ve been bobbing for corn.
Nick: So I guess that’s not chocolate around your mouth.
Tom: No, Nick. It is not.

bobbing for heads 

To give oral pleasure to a random man.
I was bobbing for heads at the club

Fatty Bobkins 

1) A man who grew up in Burger King and as a result now has his own orbit. There is currently 3 cookies with bite marks in them, a rotting Whopper, and a baseball with a bite mark in it floating about his midsection.

2) A term used to describe a person of extreme obesity.
1) How the hell is Fatty Bobkins not dead?

2) How the hell is that Fatty Bobkins not dead?

Mr bobinski 

The handsomest man in the world, he likes to fight people, and get people mad. He was in the circus, and if u get to know him, then he is actually a nice guy he has the smallest penis in the world it is like a tic tac and girls hate him but he is pretty nice but he sucks in everything math chorus and lots more
Nice but ugly but doesn’t get girls, but Mr bobinski gets nice. he is a man who is ugly cute in some ways and is really mean.
Mr bobinski by 25peacheyl October 27, 2018