Tour bus incident 

when the 1d boys were on tour and louis and harry were alone in the tour bus and a lot of traumatizing stuff happened. Later, we also see poor harry not being able to sit later at their concert that day. ahem.

hey! do you remember the tour bus incident?
Oh mah godddddddd

Tour bus incident by larry loves tour buses September 8, 2023

tour de franzia 

when a large group of friends gather and split up into groups of three. each group purchases a box of fronzia and has a list of 10 places they need to go and take pictures drinking the franzia at.

we'll be so fucked up by the 6th location, we wont even complete the tour de franzia.

tour de franzia by eetabayla April 26, 2010

tour blues 

after returning from a tour/holiday with your sports team, the general feeling of depression that follows for several days if not weeks afterwards. It is general withdrawal from being surrounded by at least 15 friends at any one time, not having an alcoholic drink in your hands by 9am and lack of nakedness on the street.

Take me back to LLoret de mar, I've got tour blues so bad!

tour blues by bourbon12 May 5, 2011

tour slut 

Modern day groupie

Often asks to go backstage and meet the bands.
Usually gets overly obbesesed and pretends to be friends with the bands.

Jacklyn: Um Britney I don't think we can go to concerts anymore

Britney:Oh, why?

Jacklyn: 'Cause your a total tour slut

tour slut by peacenlovenat November 3, 2008

tour de france 

n. Any pursuit that seems pointless, needlessly difficult, lacking in spectator appeal, and corrupt.

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WE are going to bring a planeload of Canadians down to the casino for an ice-curling tournament.

Isn't that kind of a tour de france?

tour de france by gnostic 1 May 19, 2013

tour de france 

Verb. The physical act of biking to a friends house, in the user of the comment ususally means the trip would be long and difficult.

i'm gonna wait for my mom to give me a drive, i'm not gonna tour de france it to your place!

tour de france by firefighterbob November 5, 2005

tour of paradise 

the sexual act of exploring every orifice of a womans body with your penis/ other appendages

i did a tour of paradise with lindsay

tour of paradise by The king Friday September 5, 2013