Jerkin' the Gherkin

Masturbation, typically involving a masturbator with a particularly small penis.

"Dude was jerkin' the gherkin to a picture of Hillary Clinton when I walked in, swear to God."

Jerkin' the Gherkin by nihilistslacker January 2, 2017

Gherkin 

Word is used to describe someone who is not very coordinated or just a general word used for abusing someone. Can often mean disabled aswell, but is not actually said to a disabled person.

"Oh Ben, you are such a gherkin"

Gherkin by Gav800 September 23, 2005

gherkin 

The feeling you get when you have to take a huge dumb.

After I got back from P.F. Changs, I got gherkin, and it was awesome.

gherkin by Pinkoid the Clown June 5, 2009

gherkin 

dick head, said "dirrrrrrrrrrrrk'ed"
sounding like gherkin :)

Borris Johnson is a gherkin

gherkin by zhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhz June 26, 2009

Tyler gherkin

Just fuck this cunt this lesbian who nobody love and his mum died in a car crash on the way to the strip club you scumbag

Tyler gherkin is a fucking asshole right lil jimmy .

Tyler gherkin by Jsjsjsjmsmsmsiiwiwjndn May 15, 2017

gherkin stab

when someone unsuspectidly whacks you in the face with a gherkin. Similar to a mushroom stamp.

I was eating lunch the other day when all of the sudden i was the victim of a gherkin stab from some fag.

gherkin stab by herbicyde October 22, 2008

Gherkin slurper 

A woman or man who gives a particularly sloppy or messy blow job, usually forgoing the traditional finale
of spit or swallow in favor of simply letting your manly essence run down your shaft, balls and ultimately into your ass crack.

yeah the head was good but she was a real gherkin slurper..... I was cleaning myself up for like 15 minutes afterwards

Gherkin slurper by Victor Davenport August 18, 2016