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Jerkin' the Gherkin
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Masturbation
, typically involving a
masturbator
with a particularly
small penis
.
"Dude was
jerkin' the gherkin
to a picture of
Hillary Clinton
when I walked in,
swear to God
."
by
nihilistslacker
January 02, 2017
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