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nihilistslacker's definitions
Jerkin' the Gherkin
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Masturbation
, typically involving a
masturbator
with a
particularly
small penis.
"Dude was jerkin' the gherkin to a picture of
Hillary Clinton
when I
walked in
,
swear to God
."
by
nihilistslacker
January 2, 2017
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