A town in the geographical center of New Jersey. Despite its being only one to two hours from all of New York City,
Philadelphia, Jersey City, and an hour from
Trenton, it has a higher
goat and
horse to people ratio than any other town in Central New Jersey.
Less than fifty percent of the students in the school system actually like the town. All of whom probably have never been out of the town and seen the real world.
Though
parents move to the town thinking that its being small will help avoid drugs, this theory is irrefutably complete bullshit. The percentage of students using is just as much as any other school, maybe less when put in comparison to more urban school systems.
The town does not have much to do, but most people(mostly uderaged) spend all their time in town. In most cases, but not all, it is to buy large quantities of
pot.
In the center of the town is Oakford Lake. This lake is radioactive, and plays host to ducks with three legs, or two legs and three
feet, and two headed frogs. This is not surprising, as parts of the town are built on multiple old toxic waste dump sites.
1. This place is nearly as empty as a
New Egypt.
2. After the tornado came through and ripped up all the buildings, the once bustling town had the likeness of New
Egypt.
