Mall Feet 

The condition of having unusually intense aches and pains in the feet due to exposure to shopping malls. Most commonly presented in males, presumably due to two factors. First, there is an inherent inability to withstand the excess gravity resulting from the densely packed merchandise. Second, females often burden males with the charge of carrying gratuitous quantities of purchases far greater than the typical wallet loading.

There is no cure, though treatments may include reclining chairs and bottled beverages.

"Honey, you don't need any more bags. Let's go. I'm really tired, and I've had mall feet since the food court."

Mall Feet by SoKyle December 20, 2008

mall grab 

The wrong way to hold a skateboard (by the trucks, with grip tape rubbing against your pants).
Typical of people who spend more time carrying their skateboard around the mall as a fashion accessory instead of actually riding it.

The poseur was easy to spot because their pants had been sanded down near the waist due to constant mall grabbing.

mall grab by Nick Sherman July 6, 2006

Mall Of America

Biggest mall in the US. Located in Bloomington, Minnesota. Three full floors of stores, fourth floor has some clubs and a 14 screen theater, there is also a theme park with roller coasters and a ferris wheel. Also called The Mall, Hugedale, and the Megamall.

I went to the Mall of America and just got lost in the consumerism.

Mall Of America by EmilyFinn December 22, 2004

Mall Sickness 

Becoming nauseous, hot, drymouthed, achy while shopping at the mall.

Honey its time to go I'm getting mall sickness.

Mall Sickness by Bob Letarte April 1, 2008

mall hangover 

the headache, tiredness and sometimes nausea one gets after going to the mall.

I was at the mall for like five hours and when I got home I had a major mall hangover.

mall hangover by harry's girlfriend January 8, 2009

mall cruisers 

A pair of brand new, white athletic shoes. The name arises from the perfecty clean shoes that senior citizens wear as they walk the local mall during off hours for exercise.

Whoa, nice mall cruisers! Are you off to meet your cronies for some exercise?

You gotta a pair of pastel warmups to match those mall cruisers?

mall cruisers by glamrocker December 20, 2010

Mall rat 

Someone (usually a teen, preteen, male or female) who spends a very large amount of time at the mall (shopping center, enclosed shopping area, how ever you want to look at it) and does NOTHING at all but walk around, talk with friends, annoy people, ect. The females of this variety usually act very similar, but tend to dress drastically more slutty, wearing ripped jeans, shirts with the holes in the sleeves, yoga pants, (make camel toe much more visible) and UGG boots. They also add pounds of make-up and "whore lashes". They usually have little to no money on them, and do nothing but loiter and maybe, just maybe buy a snack or two. These crowds typically think what they do is "cool" and will walk around in crowds or groups (sometimes as many you can call it a mob. usually 4-15 people give or take) and talk with other groups and sometimes join into the rare Mall Blob. They also torment mall customers and Security Guards and sometimes make friends with shop employees and sometimes get free stuff from them and mooch off of them. They also use very odd catch phrases, like Groovy and Hellz Yeahz, or Too the Max!

Joey: Hey! Want to go to the mall?
Matt: Sure! We can goo with Josh, Kim, Ray, Jack, and Maria!
Joey: Awesome! I think Mark and a bunch of his friends are going too!
Matt: Sick! Hey, maybe Paul will let us sneak a movie and get us some popcorn!
Joey: Yeah man! I bet you any money Kim will have guys all over her the way she dresses and in those yoga pants? Woah!
Matt: HELL YEAZZ!!
Joey: Dude, were such Mall rats!

Mall rat by ThatCoolGuyYouDon'tKnow February 11, 2013