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day wasted

The act of spending a day drinking alcohol in abundance when others are likely working their jobs during normal business hours.
The bartender finally asked us how we could just take off work and drink for 5 hours. We were getting day wasted.
day wasted by daveylownotes October 24, 2011

Lamont wasted 

A variation of white boy wasted that is exponentially greater. It involves drinking one less alcoholic beverage than it takes to kill someone. It is characterized by puking anywhere and everywhere, groping people, and being all around out of control.
Hey did you see Mike last night?

Yeah! He was Lamont wasted!
Lamont wasted by Krusty2718 December 29, 2011

Wheelchair Wasted 

Being too drunk to move yourself and relying on a wheelchair and your friends to wheel your almost lifeless body back home.
She drank way too much tequila and got wheelchair wasted... it was a rough night for all of us.
Wheelchair Wasted by Userguy August 26, 2014

pants-shitting wasted 

1. Intoxicated by alcohol to the point of losing control of the anal sphincter, thereby releasing foul putrescence with such velocity as to ensconce not only one's gitch, but also spill out and permeate the pants.
"A few of us are getting pants-shitting wasted tonight. You should join us in the festivities."

"You wore new pants? Too bad. Guess no one told you we were all getting pants-shitting wasted tonight."
A clan of highly intelligent, successful, and beautiful people.
Usage: I hear if you get with a Westernik, you'll end all poverty and hunger in Africa.

western union 

official online bank of scammers. People on Craigslist will try to use it too scam you.

used to send money
Scammer: Oh I sent a money order, but we accidently sent the money order for the wrong item, Please send the extra 800$ to the adress using western union.

money order was fake and the adress was africa. I hate people sometimes.
western union by Tdowns August 21, 2007