Wheelchair Wasted

Being too drunk to move yourself and relying on a wheelchair and your friends to wheel your almost lifeless body back home.

She drank way too much tequila and got wheelchair wasted... it was a rough night for all of us.

by Userguy August 26, 2014

Whiny Wiener

Excessive whining and complaining from a friend.

*friend starts complaining too much

"Hey stop being such a whiny wiener"

*break into song*

"Who's a whiny wiener?
She's a whiny wiener!
Who's a whiny wiener?
SHE'S A WHINY WIENER!"

by Userguy August 26, 2014