toad

-A girl with an abnormally large forehead

Person #1: "She has a huge ass forehead."

Person #2: "I know, she's a toad."

by updating November 1, 2009

Toad

A fat, ugly spoiled brat.

Lil Kurt is a toad.

by Shawn B. April 29, 2003

Toad

A spikey haired Misfit, who dances around with his tits out and tries to break dance while intoxicated. Also created magical creature La Fooz De La Kooz De La De Loopdey Goop... see friend Beets

Toad... what the fuck are you doing?

by Dougs. February 15, 2004

Toad

an acronym for
T-totally
O- obnoxious
A- ass whole
D-driver

Thanks for cutting me off you toad!

by sucka sucka motha fucka April 27, 2009

toad

A short, unusually fat female.
The wide face and beady eyes, along with the protruding gut and small arms and thick legs make a whole image of a bull toad walking upright. May or may not have mouth open.

Oh dude, TOAD in spandex at 3 o'clock.

by kittymao May 1, 2008

Toad

Trump's Orange Aged Dick.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart" - Stormy Daniels

Trump is a total Toad.

by TehLisa September 19, 2018

Toad

A man who's total ineptitude with women reflects that of the character named "Toad" in the movie Gran Torino.

Man... your boy Toad is throwing his best game at that waitress but it's just useless.

by Godseystyle August 25, 2009