Toad

A man who's total ineptitude with women reflects that of the character named "Toad" in the movie Gran Torino.

Man... your boy Toad is throwing his best game at that waitress but it's just useless.

by Godseystyle August 25, 2009

coney bun

The practice of lubricating a girl's ass cheeks and then having sex with just the ass crack ala titty fucking.

My girl didn't want to have sex so I talked her into letting me coney bun her.

by Godseystyle July 13, 2009