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spankerwanking 

this is when a girl spanks your balls while you wank, if she uses spanker cream your cock and balls will be replaced by a vagina.
"Hey Aidan, it's time for your spankerwanking!"
"Please no.."
"We made a bet."
"Let me just get the Spanker Cream"
*Slaps the balls again and again*
"What the fuck is happening to my penis and balls!?"
"I love the look on your face!"
*Aidan see that he now has a vagina*
"Wait, I am growing D-Cups!"
"Enjoy the boobs too!"
"Noooo!"

cow spanker 

though there is not an exact definition for the word it is usually used as a reference to something of a sexual nature. it generally means someone erotic.
"hey hows micheal doing did you get with him"
"oh ya i did he's such a fucking cow spanker"
cow spanker by rosa1234 February 7, 2012

Goat Spanker 

Someone who tucks their jeans inside of their boots. Often used for the purpose of placing the hind legs of a goat inside the boot to have sex with it.
Bubba: “whys he wearing his boots like that?”
Jim bo: “guys a goat spanker”
Goat Spanker by Normmtx April 28, 2021

spankledwarf 

1. To spank a dwarf repeatedly
2. Funniest word to say
I love to spankledwarf!
spankledwarf by Jacob Lowe April 2, 2008

spankercheif 

the crusty towel one uses to squirt his load into.
my spankercheif was stuck to my pillow.
spankercheif by kawboy220 June 22, 2009

kankle spanker

someone who continusly strokes their kankles until they reach their maximum level of pleasure.
kankle spanker by spencer December 19, 2004