Definitions by Normmtx

Goat Spanker 

Someone who tucks their jeans inside of their boots. Often used for the purpose of placing the hind legs of a goat inside the boot to have sex with it.

Bubba: “whys he wearing his boots like that?”
Jim bo: “guys a goat spanker”

Goat Spanker by Normmtx April 28, 2021