John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him  

A phrase used to tell someone when they have done something super awesome, or a compliment to a rather attractive person.

Ashley: hey let's see your new zombie tattoo.

Kyle: shows tattoo

Ashley:John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009

John Lennon haters 

People who are angry at John Lennon, famous Beatles member.

Reasons for this hate might be anger at his (seemingly) liberal attitude to everything, his anti-establishmentism or just haters of his music. The reason is usually political though.

He was very much against religion which made a lot of people angry at him. Of course, this is hypocritical since he says he's so "liberal", yet he wants to force people to believe what he wants by removing religion.

Some people therefore are not angry at him for being against religion, or for his political beliefs, but for his hypocritical attitude to things

One of the John Lennon haters was Mark Chapman who shot him in 1980

John Lennon haters by Dan1456 February 1, 2008

John Lennon haters 

John Lennon Haters pronounced Jon Lennon Hayters

these things are heartless douche asses who believe that John Lennon sucks, or was not that great or used Pauls fame.

John Lennon haters, first arrived on a space ship, in the 1960's, when The Beatles were at the height of Beatlemania. after John Lennon's Jesus comment, more of these Douches came. These people began to dislike him because of his witty humor, and the image of them they saw in there heads. they also saw him as a man who used Paul McCartney's fame.

These Douches will not stop striking with there comments, so we need to put them to rest. If you see any evil comments by these Invaders of our planet please step up and say something to them.

Their main weakness is the lyrics to the song imagine.

Please not all Lennon haters, that your place on the earth is not needed, you should go back to Douch1339 and stay there, we do not need you here hating John Lennon.

The man hasn't done anything wrong, all he wanted was peace. And I do not understand anyones commments about all his money. If he had of been around for Live 8, He would have done a lot of good!

Douches in introductions "Hi, Nice to meet you. I'm a douche"
Or " Hi I'm a douche. we are also known as John Lennon Haters"

well known douches:
Mark David Chapman

John Lennon haters by Marmie August 24, 2007

John Lennon Syndrome 

Usually an older person. One who, when younger, engaged in the exact opposite of what he talks about and believes now. Former Libertarian now Liberal and anti-gun (even though once owned half a dozens or so), blames the NRA for gun violence (former NRA member), former Che Guevara shirt wearer in University until he got older and realized he wasn't all that cool, a Marxist who denies he is one, a heavy consumer of all things manufactured when young but who now has become more frugal and now says that consuming has caused Global Warming (now Climate Change and soon to become Global Cooling, again),, etc. I could go on, but why? In short, he's a HYPOCRITE who now bad mouths the very things he used to do when young and who doesn't want the younger generations to live as he did when younger.

Wow, how he's changed. Sort of like the turnaround of John Lennon after he met Yoko Ono. Indeed he now suffers from JLS (John Lennon Syndrome)

John Lennon Syndrome by SLiderHeadd July 8, 2016

A John Lennon 

Verb. To bring a female into a group of friends, just because you are dating her.

Fredrick is trying to pull a John Lennon on us by bringing his girlfriend to our club meetings.

A John Lennon by 3guyjoe November 18, 2013

Kill John Lennon 

A phrase one chants when experiencing blackouts after reading the famous novel "The Catcher in the Rye" by J. D. Salinger.

Butters: Kill John Lennon! KILL JOHN LENNON! Kill John Lennon! Kill John Lennon!
Butters: Hey, dad, where does John Lennon live?
Stephen: John Lennon's dead, Butters.
Butters: Aww, dangit!

Kill John Lennon by PNurBH June 7, 2022

Thank you, John Lennon 

It's pretty simple. I say this sometimes. He was not a perfect human, but he's brought me joy many times, He just did it again.

As Jenny was learning how to play the guitar, she knew that "Across the Universe" was something she wanted to know. When she got to the second chorus she began to weep at the sheer beauty of how "nothing's gonna change her world." She set her guitar down and declared, "Thank you, John Lennon."

Thank you, John Lennon by von groovy August 12, 2024