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The act of running long distance with no set distance, destination or time constraints
"Rich I'm going for a major spot of gumping this evening, fancy joinging"
"Sorry Lee I can't, my legs still ache from that major gumping session last night"
Gumping by Richi Boi June 15, 2017

Glumping 

To take a girl/boy away from your friend without him/her even knowing it is happening. The key is you have to do it right in front of him/her. If done behind his/her back you should search for backstabber.
John and Brian go to a bar with Marianna and Beth. John does not like beth even though she is the one setup for him. So John begins glumping Marianna infront of Brian. At the end of the night Brian is left with Beth at the bar while John and Marianna leave together.
Glumping by Original Fritz November 13, 2006
Somthing that is disgusting or smelly. Generally foul. Someone who is very ugly. Someone who is obese.
Can be used as adjective or noun.
Has different meaning in different contexts
-That man is gumping. (Note: he could be smelly or ugly)
-That sewage leak is gumping.
-Did you see that fat woman on television? Yeah, she was gumping
Gumping by WelshMaster101 April 15, 2011
To prematurely blow your load, like Forrest did with Jenny.
Mark gumps every time he gets more than one lap dance.
Gumping by John Bukkake March 27, 2005
Gumping is when you perform "sexual activities" to yourself, while licking a toilet seat in a public place!
Steve broke into a tramps den and robbed his toilet seat for a good old gumping session, then returned to give the tramp a blowie for his can of beer ;)

Gumpingham

The largest city in Alabama, populated primarily with Alabama Crimson Tide fans, aka gumps.
"Did you drive straight home after the game in Gumpaloosa?"

"Nah. We drove up to Gumpingham and to check out how miserable the gumps were after they lost."
Gumpingham by Wayne Windsor November 14, 2011