Aspie 

This term is an affectionate nickname for those with Asperger's syndrome. It was the idea of parents/relatives of aspies.

Aspies are healthy mentally, their brain's just wired a different way.

I am an Aspie. That is, a person with asperger's syndrome. Some of the definitions on asperger's on here are questionable at best, at worst, so ignorant as to be offensive.

Someone who claims to be an aspie ((the one that mentions a pill about the size of a tic-tac)) would be more believable had they omitted the clause of it being made up.

Aspie by Walking Talking Dictionary September 11, 2006

assed out 

out of luck

The chicas get in for free, the rest o' you bustas is all assed out.

assed out by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

asselope 

n: A variant of asshole. A person who exhibits asshole behavior often with intent to provoke reaction in others, then springing away.

Truant: Check it out, that guy just flipped-off that black Escalade with spinners.

Steve-o: Asselope.

asselope by da truant July 4, 2006

Assegg 

A more *secretive* way of calling a person sexy then actually straight out calling a person sexy.
Can be used as a way of saying an object is awesome.
Can be used as a way of saying food tastes AMAZING!

Example 1: Damn, this chocolate cake is ASSEGG!
Example 2: Wow, how ASSEGG is that boy over there!

Assegg by savedbyyuled December 3, 2009

assecrist 

the most extreme of any situation, good or bad; it's anything you want it to mean!

"He's being such an assecrist today!"

assecrist by adeioonse December 3, 2009

Assed Potatoes 

Mashed potatoes that are prepared inside the ass of a person, or any creature with a functional anus. The potatoes are typically mashed by a BBC, but any phallic and thrusting object will do the job.

Billy buttered up his butthole in anticipation of Tyrone coming over to make some assed potatoes.

Assed Potatoes by Mr_BBC June 2, 2014

bi-assed 

The condition of having two asses, thus: The ability to figuratively sit on two chairs. A bi-assed person can successfully represent two differing, even contradicting opinions.

Rudy Giuliani has been both pro-choice and pro-life, so he's either bi-assed or a flip-flopper.

bi-assed by Weeger December 16, 2008