Smooth Jazz

The kind of music played on The Weather Channel

And now here's your local forcast. (Smooth Jazz plays in the background)

Smooth Jazz by 1069 October 21, 2005

ass smoothie 

A smoothie (or other beverage) that is first prepared in a blender, then poured into a woman's ass. The woman then stands up, jumps up and down to mix the smoothie, pours it into a glass and drinks it.

Pornstar Cheyenne Hunter made an ass smoothie in our test kitchen.

ass smoothie by Sheri Santiago January 7, 2008

CL Smoothie 

A Coors Light Beer

Hey buddy throw me a CL Smoothie.

Nothing like drinking CL Smoothies when shredding gnar.

CL Smoothie by dandandandandan November 4, 2008

Pinkly Smooth 

A side project band. The lead singer is Jimmy Sullivan also know as The Rev.
The guitarist is Brian Haner or Synyster Gates.
Both of these guys are from Avenged Sevenfold.
The Bassist is Buck Silverspur or El Diablo.
The Drummer is D Rock also known as Super Loop.
These two people are from the band Ballistico.

Person One: Avenged Sevenfold Rocks!
Person Two: Yeah! So does Ballistico
Person Three: You guys should listen to Pinkly Smooth...

Pinkly Smooth by Billy W May 10, 2006

Smooth Brain 

Opposite of big brain. Smooth brain refers to an idiot or someone dumb. Neuroscientists believe the more folds you have in your brain means the smarter you are. Therefore if you are called smooth brain, you have less folds and therefore dumb.

How did you forget to lock the door? Good move, smooth brain.

You don’t know basic math? Smooth brain 🙄

Smooth Brain by TheoPham September 13, 2019

Smooth Talker 

Someone who has a very rare ability to say all the right things at the right time. Even when a situation is not in their favor, by the end of the night their uncanny ability with words has turned a unfavorable situation into an advantage. They are charming and possess all the people skills then some, they can talk their way out of or in into anything they want. Even more deadly if the person is hot. Basically they can sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman wearing white gloves.

If anyone else was speeding that fast they would be in jail, but Johnny is such a smooth talker the cop ended up escorting him where he needed to go.

Smooth Talker by Not Webster April 19, 2009

soothers

large pair of tits or breasts

check out the soothers on that bird , id Jiz all over her

soothers by dekomiester July 9, 2009