smoking hiccups 

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The act of only getting the hiccups whilst smoking a cigarette. The moment you take a drag you get a hiccup, no other time when breathing normally.

"Aww man, got those smoking hiccups again, its miserable, it makes me not want to finish this cigarette."

smoking hiccups by jeaux April 11, 2009

smoking gun 

(n.)It means the endpoint or last source of hard, solid evidence involved in a case or investigation.

This security tape, analyzed by our experts, show that you, Jacob Fry, did indeed rob and murder two victims at the 1st National Bank at Harford and Main.

smoking gun by Smkngmgc June 13, 2004

Smoking Dick 

now you must’ve said or done something extremely stupid for someone to say this to you.

that bitch must be smoking dick to think i’m finna accept her follow request after she tried to fuck with my ex.

Smoking Dick by Baddiewithafattie46 April 29, 2020

smoking blueprints 

rewarded a big ticket for a ball of wax(shine)
paying a price for inclusive coverage in the cabinet of leadership/fame/ministry.
working your plans with no troubles

Dusty and Dirty in Mudpits smoking blueprints to change their government systems.
Dusty: Hey Dirty, what it do?
Dirty: I'm smoking blueprints baby, how about you?

smoking blueprints by @tikifaces_ January 25, 2019

struggle smoking

(1) The act of preforming desperate tasks just to smoke; (2) struggles stoners go through just to smoke.

"Yo you got a pipe or some papes I can borrow?"

"Nah but I got some tin foil."

"Aii we out"

" damn bro we struggle smoking."

struggle smoking by Your moms next boyfriend November 15, 2014

second hand smoking 

Walking behind or standing near a smoker in order to breathe their smoke.

Jen, you're supposed to have quit, stop second hand smoking.

second hand smoking by rpetras August 17, 2008

chain smoking 

A cycle in which one smokes a cigarette and then lights up another as soon as the first one is finished. The only limit is how many cigarettes you have on hand.

You can usually find me chain smoking when I'm utterly stoned or drunk (or both), terribly bored, or just in that mood to smoke.

chain smoking by friend of bob June 15, 2004