Pulled Pork Slider 

When you jack off onto someones toilet seat.
Causing the next user to slip and slide all over your cum.

Dude 1: Hey, are you going to the bosses party after work tonight?

Dude 2: Yeah... he's been an asshole lately. So I decided to give him the Ol' Pulled Pork Slider!

Dude 1: Wow, what if his wife uses the toilet next?

Dude 2: Fuck him, & his bitch wife!

Pulled Pork Slider by JudeTheObscene May 28, 2009

Florida slider 

The act of someone sliding down a slide backwards while some waits at the bottom of the slide with a Palm branch and while the Palm branch is up the rectum you take a picture

dude Rachel did a Florida slider with Darrel

Florida slider by Willy the koala May 19, 2015

Side Slider

A male or female with a colostomy bag that will remove it so you can pound one out in the stoma.

I scored double with that filthy prostitute. She blew me for $10. Then found out she’s a side slider so she let me pound it out in her for another $10.

Side Slider by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

two second slider 

A crap that takes only a couple of seconds to take; shoots out like a rocket; comes out very smoothly... A SHIT THAT IS UNIQUE BECAUSE WHEN YOUR ASS IS WIPED, THERE IS NO SHIT ON THE TOILET PAPER; A COMPLETELY CLEAN SHIT.

"oh man, i only like taking a shit if its a two second slider- otherwise, i feel dirty when i wipe..."

two second slider by jennifer nasherson December 17, 2008

dinosaur slider 

In the opening to the Flintstones, Fred slid down the back of the dinosaur when the whistle/bird blew.
Anyone who leaves work right at 5 is a dinosaur slider

Stephen is such a dinosaur slider. I always have to work late and finish his shit.

dinosaur slider by DC ERIC December 14, 2004

camel toe slider 

When a woman jerks a guy off by putting the guy's dick between her pussy lips and slides up and down.

"Hey come on baby, if you dont wanna go all the way, at least gime a camel-toe slider"

camel toe slider by xero January 2, 2005

Spiderspit 

1.A some-what mythical creature. Looks of a fat boy with the nose of a pig and has uncontrollable drooling problems.

Said to have problems with girls and cannot dance.

2. An absolutly replusive person.

1. girl1; "How was your date with Jimmm?"
girl2; "Oh no, we went dancing and Jimmm was such a spiderspit, I had to ditch him."

2. I would never love a spiderspit, he's too ugly, and trust me, he's a baaaaad kisser. :/

Spiderspit by HayWal February 21, 2009