mobbing 

to mob is to drive around town. it doesn't even matter the type of car you drive, just the fact that you are driving. mobbing can be done by stoners, preps, outcasts, cheerleaders, nerd, or whom ever wants to.

<On the phone> Hey what are you doing?
<Answers back> Oh just mobbing around? You?

mobbing by ghetto gossip girl July 10, 2009

mooping 

The act of masturbating and pooping simultaneously; the lonely version of a blumpkin

Kevin is in the bathroom mooping.

mooping by IrDewey June 12, 2009

Mooing 

When the white female is in intense intercours that the male then cums all of the female causing her to make a loud moan, a moan that resembles the moo of a cow

Man: IM CUMMING
Female: MOOOOO
Man: I love the way your mooing

Mooing by Big Dick Dongo March 1, 2018

Mooring Product 

A person of lesser intellegence usually found living in Florida. Frequently has gay, unprotected sex on boats. Unable to spell moron or use a spell check.

Pete is a real mooring product!

Mooring Product by Turfnazi September 3, 2009

Mooning Glory 

An erection caused by the arousal from the mooning of another person.
You can’t help but masturbate as long as the other person keeps showing his/her ass, a.k.a. full moon.

You: I have the weirdest boner.
Me: That’s mooning glory you’re having.

Mooning Glory by gregben June 20, 2022

mooning 

The act of spending time obsessing over something or someone. Like a crazy person, covering their walls with pictures of this other person, or constantly going on about him/it/her, so much so that the slightest reference to this object person drives everybody else crazy.

Dan: "Where is Jim?"
Mike: "Mooning over his ferrari collection."
Dane: "Again?!"
Mike : *nods sadly*

mooning by Mytola August 6, 2006

mass mooning 

Mooning is the act of displaying one's ass and is done by by removing clothing, e.g., by lowering the backside of one's trousers and underpants, and usually bending over, and pointing one's ass in the direction of the moonee (one's seeing the moon). Mooning is used in some cultures to express protest, scorn, disrespect, or provocation but can also simply be done for shock value or fun. When a group of people follow this dictate in a gathering , it is called mass mooning.

Though Nielsen ratings can and have historically measured the viewing habits of a household, and have provided statistical information about such habits, they are not aware of the mass mooning that preceded many televised political elections, or rivalry football games, therefore the Nielsen Ratings are not a reliable indicator of what we do or do not like as we are led to believe.

mass mooning by jeffbo July 13, 2009