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State-side Hotness Rating 

During times when a male is cut off from females, such as deployment, hotness ratings may become artificially inflated. The state-side hotness rating is a Hotness Rating equivalent to the rating a female would be if they were in the Continental United States. The simplest method to determine this is the "mantourage / 2" method. Simply take the number of bros in her mantourage(flock of dudes surrounding her) and divide it by two.
Ex: Girl has 9 bros flocking around her.
Bro 1: Dude, she was hot!
Bro 2: Dude, her State-side Hotness Rating is a 4.5.

Fabio Lumberjack of Hotness 

A small Brazillian man (boy) who thinks he is a god when it comes to women, drinking and powerlifting. While in fact he would be more suited as an Oompa Loompa being pegged by a weeb.
Fabio Lumberjack of Hotness, nah more like midget man and his little chopper of cheese

Hotness Distortion Coefficient 

The degree of inaccurate portrayal in the attractiveness of a woman by pictures of them posted online, typically by the said woman or her friends on sites like facebook. Due to the hotness distortion coefficient, a picture could be an inaccurate gauge of how hot a woman is if you have never met the woman in question irl. The decimal approximation for the value of the HDC is ±1.273
EQUATION TO DETERMINE HOTNESS:
Hotness distortion coefficient(face+tits+ass+overall body shape-fat)/5
=predicted attractiveness based on picture

*all values (eg face, tits, etc.) are taken out of the classic scale of 10
Means very cool or something is very hot(like cars. girls, ect.)
O man that show was mad hotness
Hotness by Dante Danzy March 19, 2005

the hotness 

something that is new and cool, usually an omprovement on something that used to be cool.
Yo, this remix is the hotness.
the hotness by ben renner July 2, 2005

compound hotness 

When a girl, or a boy, is perceived as hotter than they actually are due to one's pre-existing crush on them.
Friend 1: What would you rate Ashley?

Friend 2: Oh my god she is a definite 10/10, so attractive.

Friend 1: Nah man, you've liked her since freshman year, so that's the compound hotness talking. She's barely a 7.
compound hotness by BlueBull July 18, 2016