Satanic Hamster 

One with way too much time on their hands; see too much free time

That Satanic Hamster, is there a thread he isn't in?

Satanic Hamster by Joe Notaman March 9, 2005

Hamsterjelly 

The offspring of a hamster and a jellyfish who mate. Hamsters and jellyfish have been known to mate quite often in the wild. These creations have been brought to wide recognition thanks to That Guy With the Glasses.

My hamster found a jellyfish, now I have all these damn hamsterjellys

I just love saying hamsterjelly

Hamsterjelly by Lord of the Penguins March 2, 2009

hammered 

(adj.) Heavily inebriated, though to a lesser extent than shitfaced.

Man, I'm gonna go out and get hammered tonight,

hammered by Erik Randolph March 22, 2003

hampsterdam 

(In HBO's The Wire) The area where all drug trafficking was pushed, by police, to clear up the rest of Baltimore's corners. It was an area filled with vacants.

Bubbles sold his whiteys in Hampsterdam until they shut the place down

hampsterdam by Molson December 24, 2006

hamsterpants 

When someone only passingly familiar with modern English and the word "happenstance" is presented with a situation that is so coincidental, it's as if a higher power has ordained that it should be so.

When a juror finds a perfectly organic way to reference the movie "So I Married An Axe Murderer" during sequestering, and then it turns out he has a portable dvd player and copy of the movie under the table. Juror #1: "This opportunity is way to hamsterpants to pass up."

hamsterpants by Juror #1 March 25, 2009

hamster mouth

What presidential-elect Donald Trump had when he was campaigning.

If you looked at his cocksucker when he was talking, his lips would very frequently become pursed and it looked as though he were a hamster -- or even a fish at times.

Hey Carolyn!ain,trail
Trump is having this TV debate with Hillary -- you've just got to see his hamster mouth, hahaha!!!

hamster mouth by Telephony January 15, 2017

Hamster on a Wheel 

Constantly working hard at something but never getting anything accomplished.

I worked until 9PM last night but it seems like I'm never going to finish it. I feel like a hamster on a wheel.

Hamster on a Wheel by Nathan Tiberius October 30, 2007