jism wiper 

A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.

see jizz mopper.

Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."

jism wiper by poja August 11, 2004

thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper

Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.

thick and pasty twenty-wiper by Mr70Homers October 2, 2021

wiper-tempo 

the way windshield wipers act like metronomes and can dangerously affect the speed at which people drive in the rain – i.e., increasing rainfall = increasing wiper speed = increasing vehicle speed.

There’d be way fewer accidents in the rain, if they’d reinvent windshield wipers, eliminating wiper-tempo.

wiper-tempo by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 17, 2014

Infinity wipe 

Similar to ass crayon. The feeling after taking a huge dump that your wiping is doing nothing for your coulo. It almost seems as though you will never get off the toilet, and you will be wiping for all eternity.

After exiting the washroom at a party, Dan is asked: "what took you so long in there man", Dan replies "Infinity wipe, bro".

Infinity wipe by Fasterisbetter February 1, 2008

wipedoubt 

The feeling of uncertainty that arises when you realize that you may not have cleaned your backside properly.

Man #1: "I need to jump back in the shower. I'm feeling a little wipedoubt..."

Man #2: "Rough night last night?"

Man #1: "No. Cheap toilet paper and not enough time."

Man #2: "Huh?"

wipedoubt by BChil September 14, 2012

Wipe his nose 

Modern slang term (Verb) and means going up to someone and robbing or kiling them.

We wipe his nose, just like he had him a cold -Shotta Flow, by NLE Choppa

Wipe his nose by Juicestus January 17, 2020

Gib wipe 

A phrase commonly used by players of "escape from tarkov" when a update to the game is near.

When an update goes live, the game gets wiped, hence the phrase *gib wipe*

Some players just use the ASCII art:

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ to symbolise gib wipe

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Nikita, gib wipe

Gib wipe by _N3m_ August 15, 2019