viking woman 

the kind of chick that wears shit from good-will on purpose, but still looks good. might do drugs or drink, out on cloud 9 sometimes. you can sit and play video games with her all afternoon or watch old kung fu and shitty horror with. into some philosophical stuff. smart. tomboyish but not in the dikey way. down for anything, not all girly and scared of bugs and shit. doesn't mind if you still hang out with the homies. don't let her go.

Bill - Yeah, my girlfriend came over last night, we watched Black Belt Jones and ate Taco Bell.
Tim - She's a fucking viking woman dood.
Bill - For real man.

viking woman by blemphicle December 5, 2007

network viking 

Big fat loud abrasive network administrators. Often obsessed with one computer platform or another. May or may not sport a Unix beard. May or may not know what the fuck they are talking about, on any given subject. You can tell by the loudness and how jingoist the statements are. The more belligerent, the less they actually know.

Hey, the big fat Thor thinks we should all switch to Mandrake Linux for security reasons. What a fucking Jackass.

network viking by Owen January 29, 2004

viking

1. A term which means "northmen", which is what the raiders from Scandinavia were called by British, French, etc. At one time the Vikngs controlled much of the British Isles and western and northern France.

At one time in its history the French were so weak that they were bullied into making a Viking the Duke Of Normandy and letting the Vikings raid and pillage several Eastern French cities unimpeded. The honest Vikings kept to their word and decided not to sack Paris.

The Vikings were also fine shipwrights that build long oar powered boats called "longboats". These ships were long and thin, and despite their appearence they were very seaworthy. Despite popular belief, the Vikings never used longboats for combat, but as a transport.

Under Erik the Red they were the first finders of North America, but they didn't document it and therfore didn't get the credit. It is believed that the Vikings explored as far into North America as Newfoundland(east of Quebec, near Newbrunswick and Prince Eduard Island).

2. Mascot of Minnesota's NFL team. Note this teams is an an insult to the real Vikings.

Viking berserkers will hit your beaches, pillage your towns, and then rape your women.

viking by History nut November 20, 2003

Oden Viking Warrior

A legend of his own time. A voice so sexy it can make a walrus moan and a face so pretty, he can make a straight man turn gay with the wink of an eye. A god walking amongst mere mortals...in other words, Oden is the balls

That dude is so Oden Viking Warrior-ish that he got a hardcore carpet licking lesbian to sleep with him by cutting off his own twig and berries.

Oden Viking Warrior by Oden the Viking Warrior November 2, 2006

Vikings 

Barbarian Zeus Chuck Norris

Terrifying Norse titans.
They're made mostly of beard, mead and DEATH!

Viking activities:

Drinking.
Raping wenches.
Pillaging.
Killing.
The Highland Games.
Rugby.

Closely related to Scotsmen, Spartans and Zeus. They are believed to be descended from the love-child of Chuck Norris and a mountain troll.

Vikings vs. Godzilla = BBQ lizard and alot of designer handbags.

Vikings by Igor Headmasher March 1, 2009

viking river cruise 

When a Scandinavian prostitute urinates on you whilst fully inserted during intercourse

I can't believe the mess I left behind in that Amsterdam hotel room after I took Viking River Cruises all night long

viking river cruise by HansGreub3r November 1, 2015

Swampy Viking 

Having sex in a hot tub, jacuzzi, pool, pond, lake, or ocean.

Matt "Hey what happened to you at the end of the party?"

George "I was in your hot tub with that girl doing the swampy viking. You should add some chlorine, lots of it"

Swampy Viking by DirtyHorhay May 15, 2010