Definitions by HansGreub3r

viking river cruise

Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you

That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!

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When a Scandinavian prostitute urinates on you whilst fully inserted during intercourse

I can't believe the mess I left behind in that Amsterdam hotel room after I took Viking River Cruises all night long

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