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vageesha 

proper noun; she is the most perfect human. she is more beautiful than the a million stars and smarter than anyone you would know. shes THAT perfect girl from every anime she is the cutest and sexiest. she has the best flirting skills and will blow you away with her cheesy pickup lines but you will find yourself eventually falling for her so hard that you are absolutely enamored by her whole being. a human cannnot be perfect but vageesha is.
person 1: vageesha is my favourite person
person 2: shes my favourite person too
person 3: i think shes everyones favourite person
vageesha by lemonnpieperson August 13, 2021
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Lil Sir Vage 

Gerald Bwambale also known as Lil Sir Vage is an independent 18 year old Ugandan artiste. He is known for his unique style and flow in the music industry. His most notable albums are UNKNOWN TEMPTATION &TOUGH LOVE (EP).
Lil Sir Vage is going to win a Grammy Award.
Lil Sir Vage by Dlareg Aznee October 16, 2021

Vaguebooking 

When one has feelings to share and takes to Facebook to do so. Instead of writing out what one actually needs to say, they write something cryptic that prompts others to ask "what's wrong." This is usually when the Vaguebooker replies with another Vaguebook reply such as "DM me" or "don't feel like talking about it." This will then prompt the inquirer to not give a shit.
Kelly had a bad week, so she took to Facebook to do some vaguebooking. "Really wish things turned out differently."
Vaguebooking by PotstickerLicker September 17, 2017

Vaguebook 

noun: An intentionally vague or one-worded status update, alluding to something else. This could be an inside joke, or anything meant for only a few people. More simply, it could be a plea for someone to comment. Such as "pointless", "frustrated", or any inside joke.
Did you see Jeremy's vaguebook? All it said was 'pointless'.
Vaguebook by Gabrellus April 13, 2011
Using your feminine wiles to accomplish evil ends.
β€œIt’s all because of that temptress. She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda!”
Vagenda by reddoornumberone December 4, 2010
Being an expert on the female genetalia.
FoB: I'm going to the gynocologist tomorrow...
Person #2: Oh, you mean the vagenious?
Vagenious by Rawrenolocaust June 27, 2009
"Its itchy down there, I think I need to see the vagentist."
Vagentist by ladyhymen October 2, 2009