spoogemonkey 

n. A dorky person; someone as welcome to have as monkey jizz

Sipowicz grabbed the skell, smacked him around, and yelled, "You little spoogemonkey!"

spoogemonkey by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

Spooge Loogie 

After a girl/guy give oral copulation to another person and ingests the output, then the person sneezes and out come a mixture of Man Ranch and phlegm. This creamy, salty mixture is known as a Spooge Loogie

Rhonda wanted to show Mike that she really loved him, so she decided to swallow his steamy load after a long session of fellatio. All of a sudden she had a huge urge to sneeze. "Achoooo!!". She snorted out a big wad along with her snot and made a nice bright green and white SPOOGE LOOGIE

Spooge Loogie by e-rips October 8, 2003

spooge booth

A quarter booth where one can view pornography. Usually supplied with a stool, towels, and disgusting sperm odor. For the extremely skanky.

I can't believe he went into a spooge booth....fucking skank!

spooge booth by JJFADS January 7, 2005

spoogehog 

A spoogehog is a young lady that just loves to suck down all the spooge that she can get her cumbubblin lips on. If ya dont know what spooge is, look it up.

1) Dude, I was toast after I boned her butthole for an hour but that spoogehog blew me til I got off three more times last night.

2) That hizo was so wizack. What a fuckin spizoogehizzog, yo.

3) I couldn't believe that spoogehog... after I busted a nut up Tiffanys asshole, Kim spread her cheeks and sucked it all out and started gargling with it. Wow, wut a hot little ho.

spoogehog by Ezeerider September 27, 2004

Spoogebob Spermpants 

Spoogebob Spermpants jizzes relentlessly on other undersea creatures.

He is extremely unpopular because of this.

When Tony Tuna woke up, he was drenched in suspicious jizz.

"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.

Spoogebob Spermpants by scodder May 15, 2010

Spooge Guards 

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the spooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red spooge guards?"

Spooge Guards by nfkiller October 17, 2008

Spooge Whore 

Female that has a thurst for male ejaculate. Likes eating or taking male ejaculate.

Janet can't get enough cum... she's such a "spooge whore"!

Spooge Whore by Randeyeman July 12, 2010